Born in the year of Chernobyl, Danny nonetheless became a musician.
His toes are too big for his feet, his nipples too big for his breasts and his balls too big for his penis,
but apart from eyes that look in different directions and a proclivity for anything anal he is healthy and sane.
He was able to read by age 10 and counted the pages of King Lear at 19.
Everybody said that made him special.
He now resides in Austria where he advocates real music.
Support his nude Kickfarter campaign!
Nota Bene:
If you want to help fund his upcoming album bear in mind that donors will be eligible to receive one of the following rewards:
A piece of (used) toilet paper (choice of number 1 OR number 2)
A rusty shovel that is routinely used to dispose of rat carcasses
A (used) teabag
Nothing